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Muggles, and they had a very medieval attitude toward magic. By twelve oclock the next day, harrys school trunk was packed with his school things and all his most prized possessions the invisibility cloak he had inherited from his father, the broomst. Part of his plan involved inducing uncle vernon to cooperate, so he decided to keep the great walrus as happy as possible by not gracing the dursley family with his presence at supper. Familys fury over pontins holiday from hell as filthy flat had faeces stuck on toilet and white curtain stains. Cho stood directly in his path, feet set firmly to block his escape. Potter works in a similar way as the first tome starts with harrys feet firmly planted in the. Helen was guarded about her private life she did not like to. Full text of hp 3 harry potter and the prisoner of.

The boy who lived mr and mrs dursley, of number four, privet drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The awardwinning performer, who appeared as uncle vernon dursley in the potter films, was hailed as one of the greatest and mostloved british actors by a string of his costars and colleagues. Mrs dursley gossiped away happily as she wrestled a. Aunt petunia had huffed about the nerve and how ungrateful harry was for everything theyd done for him.

He managed to get back up on his feet just as dudley was heaving his. Vernon dursley and the ungrateful nephew, from a cracked mag list of. They took the child in to see who it was and what he was doing there. Everyone walked in happily the next day into the room of requirement. Without so much as glancing back at his nephew, vernon dursley got into the car where his wife and son were already waiting and left. Vernons mustache twitched as he matched his nephews glare. As the minimum age for reddit access is years old, posts which are intentionally disruptive, inane, or nonsensical will be removed 2. Vernon dursley would have done more for his sister, but he had to worry.

He is very much the head of his family, laying down most of the rules for harry and doing most of the threatening, as well as spoiling dudley. Sink into your eyes sink into your eyes a harryginny. The hottest day of the summer so far was drawing to a close and a drowsy silence lay over the large, square houses of privet drive. A man who had been soaked in water, and smothered in mud, and lamed by stones, and cut by flints, and stung by nettles, and torn by briars. Harry potter and the war within rewrite i promised this a few months ago and ive finally gotten around to it.

As with the first half of the list, many of these links may be nsfw. The warning hed received from the weasleys and some of the order at kings cross had enraged uncle vernon and he ranted furiously to harry about it the entire ride home. Helen was guarded about her private life she did not like to give anyone details about herself what does the word guarded suggest about helen in the sentence above a she was excited about her life b she does not care about her self c she is protective over her. Vernon dursley is harrys uncle, having married his aunt petunia. They were muggles, and they had a very medieval attitude toward magic. I think about harry being trained like a pet that no one likes.

Full text of hp 3 harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban. Little sister throw your red shoes away vernon oxford. You arent going to see your nephew till next summer, he said to uncle vernon in mild indignation. They all started to chat when susan quieted them down. Vernon dursley was put away in prison for decades on various charges, not just for various kinds of harassment, but also for fraud and embezzlement, and to top it all off, child abuse and neglect, as well as failing to meet the order to produce his nephew before the court. Feeds him, puts a roof over his head, puts clothes on his back, and what thanks does he get. This mom brilliantly trolled her husband with jeopardy. I was kept almost nakedno shoes, no stockings, no jacket. Vernon dursley quick pushed an envelope into the cushion beside his leg and tried to give a relaxed smile from under his walrus moustache. I saw a picture of her in a white suit recently, and she looked amazing. Get an answer for what does granny mean when she thinks, that was hell, she knew hell when she saw it and how does she feel about heaven.

Since he had skipped dinner, there really was nothing to come up. To avoid spoiling enjoyment of any of the books, were colourcoding this website so you can choose which areas you look at click only on the books youve actually read to see ifwhere petunia dursley appears or. Harry potter stood up from the flower bed, shirtless and tanned, to drag the bag of mulch he used for the gardening back to the shed. The nephew of petunia, and the cousin of dudley and daisy, he stood out like a sore thumb. That guy has an incredible memory for names and dates, she said.

The idea of being taught consideration by a man who had just blasted away half his living room wall seemed to be causing him intense suffering. When he was finished, harry managed to stand and, using the wall for support, headed back to his room. Fudge smiled at harry over the rim of his teacup, rather like an uncle surveying a favorite nephew. He was staring at her and it made her feel different. Vernon is described as a big, beefy man, looking somewhat like a walrus, with hardly any neck, and a large moustache. Harry, who couldnt believe his ears, opened his mouth to speak, couldnt think of. But at times, one can get their hands on a lot more than. If you spoil this like last time, you will wish you were never born, understood. Sep, 2017 familys fury over pontins holiday from hell as filthy flat had faeces stuck on toilet and white curtain stains. Cars that were usually gleaming stood dusty in their drives and lawns that were once emerald green lay parched and yellowing. Dursleys eyes contracted with sudden fear at the sight of the wooden stick in siriuss hand. Fortunately for petunia, at the moment at least, she had not seen any mistreatment from her surrogate sister. Instinctively raising his wand again, he span on his heel to face the newcomer. What is this even harry potter funny, harry potter funny.

She said that 90 per cent of their relationship revolved around eating. As soon as the two disappeared, vernon rounded on his nephew. Excerpt from harry potter and the sorcerers stone nearly. Rowling nearly ten years had passed since the dursleys had woken up to find their nephew on the front step, but privet drive had hardly changed at all. She couldnt decide the kind of different that it was. Before he managed to make it all the way back, however, he came face to face with a livid vernon dursley.

He had already left cracked and gone over to the modern rogue, but after the allegations came out his bio and all his articles were removed from the sites archives. Us woman signs up to be a surrogate and unwittingly. I must have perished with cold, but that, the coldest nights, i used to steal a bag which was used for carrying corn to the mill. Excerpt from harry potter and the sorcerers stone nearly ten.

However, i think vernon dursley was definitely an authoritarian guardian towards harry, and petunia just sort of went along with vernon because they were married and she was jealous and spiteful of lily being magical. Harry potter and the philosophers stone mr and mrs dursley, of number four, privet drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. His son gets a tail, his sister gets inflated, his living room gets blown up, and in the end he has to go one the run, abandoning his home and job, to avoid being killed just for helping raise his wifes sisters child. The dursley family of number four, privet drive, was. Excerpt from harry potter and the sorcerers stone by j. Glass windows and other glass surfaced cracked and shattered, falling apart. Very generous girlie with runty hands was owned very. Little sister throw your red shoes away vernon oxford shazam. Harry picked at his egg and a slice of dry toast sullenly. Us woman signs up to be a surrogate and unwittingly gives. Humor is subjective, but all posts must at least make an attempt at humor. A man with no hat, and with broken shoes, and with an old rag tied round his head. That by no means meant there hadnt been any mistreatment from petunia, just that it wasnt visible from outside the house.

A ticklish sneeze followed the short fit and harry flopped back onto the damp grass, feeling thoroughly miserable. After driving up and down the entire length of the long fitzgerald road and seeing no sign of his runaway nephew, he came to the train station as his last resort. Mrs dursley gossiped away happily as she wrestled a screaming dudley to his high chair. Hed go to bed early and make breakfast before the dursleys awoke, making sure to be around when vernon inevitably lumbered down for his morning meal.

The dursley family of number four, privet drive, was the reason that harry. Memes cleanravenclawvernonhogwartsharry potter funny pictures. A scowl was visible on his face as he looked at harry. List of supporting harry potter characters wikipedia. Mrs dursley gossiped away happily as she wrestled a screaming dudley onto his high chair. The dursley family of number four, privet drive, was the reason that harry never enjoyed his summer holidays. Yyour one oofthem, he stuttered knowingly, fear showing in his eyes. This woman nearly died after her boyfriend encouraged her to. Some invisible force seemed to have surged through his nephew, making him.

He felt daisy was more of an evans than a dursley, the bright, talented family that had looked down at him when petunia had brought him home. To avoid spoiling enjoyment of any of the books, were colourcoding this website so you can choose which areas you look at click only on the books youve actually read to see ifwhere petunia dursley appears or is mentioned in those books. Vernon thought it only appropriate that his daughter not think she was any better than her brother. I was kept almost nakedno shoes, no stockings, no jacket, no trousers, nothing on but a coarse tow linen shirt, reaching only to my knees. Look, this desirable and slim blondie got so horny that she simply had to drop whatever she was doing, climb on top of the kitchen table. It wasnt a feeling she was used to since she had started being courted by vernon dursley.

They were the last people youd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didnt hold with such nonsense. See more ideas about this or that questions, scottish people and scotland. This woman nearly died after her boyfriend encouraged her. His son gets a tail, his sister gets inflated, his living room gets blown up, and in the end he has to go one the run, abandoning his home and job, to avoid. Helen was guarded about her private life she did not like to give anyone details about herself what does the word guarded suggest about helen in the sentence above a she was excited about her life b she does not care about her self c she is protective over her life d she is bored with her life. That erotic baby with worthwhile boobs is having a enormous and very forceful schlongs of her studs filling into her worthwhile slit. Uncle vernon seized one of marges feet and tried to pull her down again. He just knew that uncle was going to kill him, or at least maim him.

She was angry and jealous of heryes but never truly hated her. From the beginning she hated the fact lily was special with magic and petunia was not. The sigh quickly became a ragged cough which tore painfully at his lungs. Oct 17, 2016 a woman who spent years deliberately gaining weight lost 16 stone after splitting with her feeder boyfriend. And vernon dursley thought that dudley was a fine specimen, sturdy, commanding and loveable. Bile rose in his mouth as he raced to the bathroom and heaved. Harry potter or vernon dursley and the ungrateful nephew.

Mrs dursley gossiped away happily as she wrestled a screaming dudley into his high chair. Please practice handwashing and social distancing, and check out our. Vernon dursley slammed his car to a stop in a nonparking zone at the train station. That is why she wrote a letter to dumbledore asking for admission i. There was a boy of strong build with dark hair and piercing eyes but she was still drawn to the boy they called sirius black. Please practice handwashing and social distancing, and check out our resources for adapting to these times. What if the dursleys were nice harry potter and the philosophers stone fanfiction. A fearful man, all in coarse grey, with a great iron on his leg. To make matters worse, she had occasionally seen vernon dursley manhandling her son. I think about a harry toddling around, trying to take his first steps, and getting shoved down by dudley. Harry potter and the war within rewrite chamber of secrets. Mrs williams watched, through her office window, as vernon and petunia got out of their car. Alternate take on the potterverse, with the dursleys not being as mean as they have been known to be. As soon as petunia saw the messy raven hair and the brilliant emerald eyes of.

Vernon dursley came running as fast as his bulk would allow when she screamed. What do you imagine vernon s reaction to that would have been. When a woman had bought this bag from goodwill, she never. Vernon dursley dragged his freak of a nephew up the stairs to a door that had a line of locks. The dursley family of number four, privet drive, was the reason that.

A woman who spent years deliberately gaining weight lost 16 stone after splitting with her feeder boyfriend. Petunia dursley are near replicas of the same characteristics of jamess fat. Still sobbing silently in pain, harry waited in fear for uncle vernon s arrival. According to mrs williams notes these would be vernon and petunia dursley and the two children in the back of car, one very large and the other rather scrawny would be dudley dursley and harry potter, nephew and resident of the dursley household. Uncle vernon, aunt petunia, and their son, dudley, were harrys only living relatives. Lyrics to little sister throw your red shoes away by vernon oxford. Tiny blonde masturbating on the kitchen counter xxxreal. I posted an eralier version, and then did a rather substantial rewrite which got posted elsewhere but not here. I think about what harrys potty training must have been like. What does granny mean when she thinks, that was hell, she. Getting amazingly cheap deals on beautiful pieces of clothes, shoes, and handbags, is a dream come true for any woman. So, 30 years ago, when sue and her husband jonathan had just gotten married, theyd watch jeopardy together after work and compete to call out the answers, sue told buzzfeed news.